Jack: I just got the shit beat out of me.
Me: For what?
Jack: For dropping my fly to a 3 year old

WOw its been a long ass time since ive updated......
but anywho, so i finally got a new fuckin phone!
same number as always when i loose it

242-8452


i have to work today 3 till 10 then 3 till 8 tomorrow, my weekend is shot
and Doom was an alright movie yesterday,
later

SO.....today was the GREATEST day in all my existence which is exactly 17 years today! :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EL MIKE!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

And i just want to say I have the greatest friends on the fuckin planet. :)
i love you guys

FUCK YEAH! MSI OCTOBER 19th!
guess whos goin fuckers!

WOOOOOOOOOO!

WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
PASTRYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saw Brothers Grim with el Brittany, Dane and Keri today. Twas a sweet movie, had a sweet day. and i am eating PUMKIN FUCKIN PIE


peace fucks

THIS SUMMER HAS BEEN FUCKIN AWESOME!!
i think i acomplished everything in my 5 month summer vacation.....thats right my summer vacation was 5 months bitchs.
Best summer ever no doubts, i feel so loved. : ) i love you all.


oh and gratz on dane and tyler for coney jobs.
laterz

Lost phone crowd surfin at warped, but it was worth it cause crowd sufing is the greats experience EVA!
if ya need me call house phone or leave a comment on away message via aim

264-9605

IM BACK!
Id like to say that i missed everyone. : (
It was one hell of a time

Who missed me?
and thank you to the people who called me while i was away to keep me in touch with society.

im sick now, damn ohians, makes me want to go back to south ohio to enslave all the locals and have them work on my moon plantation harvesting more moon lube.......


CLONE YOUR LOVER!

Vacation Bitches

ill see ya all friday
dont miss meh too much ;)

~~~I LOOOOVE YOU~~~




Signed,
-El Mike

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE!!!!!!!!
2. El Mikeo'
3. Rusty


THREE SCREENAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Old Man Rust
2. EatAtMikes
3. TheManofMystery

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My Hair
2. Im always in a good mood
3. My lack of shame


THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. : )........: (
2. How my hair frizzes in the summer
3. How i always stay white.....even if i go tanning

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Italian
2. Hungarian
3. Spanish


THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Corey's penis
2. Rack's penis
3. .......my penis

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. My rings
2. Wrist appearal
3. Pancakes

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. My Doc's Good Bitch uniform
2. Gorilla boxers
3. Willy warmer

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE MUSICAL ARTISTS(for right now):
1. Goat Horn
2. Avenged Sevenfold
3. My Chemicl Romance



THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. Goat Horn- Rottin Roll
2. Avenged Sevenfold- Second Heartbeat
3. My Chemical Romance - Thank You For The Venom

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. crack, heh, kidding
2. getting a NEW job outside of Doc's Good Bitches
3. quite smokeing

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (besides love):
1. trustiness
2. happiness
3. the feeling where your like...wow

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE: (can you spot the lie?)
1. I was in the bathroom today peeing at the urinal, and some dude walks in and says, "Hey, hows it feel?"
2. I smoke like a motha fuckin chimney
3. Im not gay!
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE (SAME) SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Smile
2. Hair
3. a hump and eyepatch

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. GAMES!
2. wangin
3. creative story writin


THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Bake pancakes
2. i need to speak with dane
3. stop filling this fucker out, damn you corey


THREE CAREERS YOU WANT:
1. game development
2. elephant shit scooper
3. something with improv

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Amsterdam
2. Danes
3. Coffee Haven

THREE KIDS NAMES:
1. Savion
2. Zezillia
3. Massimo

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. finish this foookin thing
2. Stop being so lazy
3. Achieve something worth remembering in life

THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW OR ELSE:
1. Dane
2. Keri
3. Tito

SO!

My new phone just came in the mail today!!! :)
So now i can call back my missed, see who the fuck is calling, see my phonebook, stop getting disconnected, blah blah blah, all that good shit.
WOO!
i cant activate it for another 10 minutes though, heh, its prolly the same number though

242-8452

IM ONLY ONE MAN!
i tryed to hang out with 5 different groups of people today in 12 hours, didnt work out so well, im tired as all bloody fucking hell.


PS~ Dont go se Charlie and the Chocolate Factory unless your COMPLETELY FUCKING CRACKED OUT OF YOUR MIND!!!!!!!! that is the biggest stoner movie since the wall, actually compared to charlie and the chocolate factory, the walls story line is stupendous. geez, wow, i almost fell alsleep, ill go see it stoned/blasted, but never again. kill me

THURSDAY WAS A GOOD TIME!

FRIDAY WAS SHITTY WORK!

muahahaha, monday is gonna KicK ass

SOOO!!!! TODAY AND YESTERDAY WERE FUUUUUUUUCKING ****GREAT!***********!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh souch fun times, party at lindsay, beer bongs beer pong, enough said....no not really lol, much drunk fun, "good thing you changed your name to SON OF A BITCH!" *gun shot* ...drunken coney.
Me and dane lost like 4 games of beer pong.....we were TOTALLY TRASHED! OMFG! haha.
me dane lindsay spoons dashboard alan dan. good fuckin times.

today, we put ice cream on sleeping unexpecting alan, he deserved it for haveing his hands in his pants while sleeping! we go no sleep at all, too trashed.
Hardees, random dude quotes to us "why do all polish names end in ski? beacause their too stupid to spell tobagan" his remark to lindsay being polish. my hooooose, danes fuckin addicted to wow, mac and cheese and mario cart,dane amused me fully as he verbally raped 2 random bitchs on wow " Shut your face Taco Unit!" "Bigtotembob is a cool guy....hes got a BIG totem.....like your mother" heh har har har.
AppleBees!!!!!!!!! WE ATE ENTIRLY TO FUCKIN MUCH! appitizer o' doom. We seriously ate all day long with the booze caliories too. BUtterfly! Lindsay is pacman jesus!!!! she jacked those ghosts shit boxes.
now i am at danes and tylers tending to my son, all this and i still have a huge motha fuckin stack of FAT LOOTSAH!

well, lata hoes!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnddddd...................


TANGO!!!!!!
wooooo wah oW! oh yeah wooooooooooo!!!!!!!



yeah i just woke up and bored, eating MORE pancakes, they seem to be my food source this summer, anyone wanna wang out give me a call

WELL!!! Yesterday was QUITE fun.
Blueberry pancakes at coney= smoke-a-thon
bowling= smoke-a-thon
butterfly= smoke-a-thon and a mad escape from creep sexual preditors at the Marios Deli

Found a new place that will sell smokes and supply to all the many a smoke-a-thons
WOOOOOOO!!!!!!! best news all week

AND swimming...........= smoke-a-thon


GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I HAVE TO WORK TODAY!!! KILL ME NOW!!!!
*cry*
.......after work= smoke-a-thon

Tootles

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala



SOON


mhmmmmmmmmm......paaaaaaaaaancakes

SOOO
im bored someone caaaaall me
you know the numba

BAH! work held me to almost 11 again, fuckin lazy ass waitresses.........one of these days
i need to get a new job

I MISSED BOWLING!!! BAH!!!

meh